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Elf: There’s a secret trapped in the attic.
Algorithm: You trapped it?
Elf: Yes. And you need a password to enter the attic from today.
Algorithm: Chicky. There’s a hole in the roof, you forget.
Elf: All chinks shall be sealed today.
Algorithm: *thinks carefully* I think the secret will break through. Either, or I’ll hack.
Elf: Keep your filthy hands to yourself.
Algo: Hmmm…
Elf: What?
Algo: Will you ever give me a place I won’t need passwords to visit?
Elf: Someday.
Algo: Soon?

Elf: *assumes indifference*