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He is named Ostrich. When he is not sick. When he is sick, he is Guacamole.

He calls me Vanilla Bean. When he is particularly full of mush, I am 'Sweet' Vanilla Bean.

Our stuffed animals have strong personalities - Piggy and Fox, and Fuzz. Piggy is an American rock-star (so Piggy thinks) with a long fan-following of hot women. Fox is German, and quiet. Fuzz is currently writing a romantic novel.

We are five-year-olds as far as mental age is concerned.